Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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