everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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