is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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