This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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