i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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