Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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