it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
