I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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