I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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