Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
