The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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