I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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