okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
