My nipple is on Facebook.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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