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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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