hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Pooping to opera.
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