So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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