ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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