Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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