4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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