im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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