Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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