I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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