But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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