I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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