like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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