so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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