yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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