I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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