and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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