We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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