have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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