Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
This is the high leading the old right now
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
