Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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