somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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