I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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