i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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