Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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