dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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