Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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