That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
