I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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