My friends, they love my intelligence
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
