He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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