dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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