mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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