doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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