Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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