Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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