someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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