So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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