My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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