I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
