Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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